"THE REAL LVJ RETURNS" Tuesday July 1st 2008 Posted by: Puppet The Clown
Make me a TP Indian.
BACK TO BASICS: For any ninjas that didn't know LVJ was offline for almost a month and a half due to the staff wanting to take LVJ back too the old school site that has been lost for a few years. As ya'll ninjas can see ICP's classic Riddle Box was picked as the layout to debut the all new and improved web site. We have already once used the Riddle Box on the old school cjb.net server but this one is by far the best LVJ layout we have ever had and due to the already demandin' amount of Juggalos requestin' it a RINGMASTER edition will be debutin' soon.
STRANGE NOIZE TOUR JULY 31ST: If you been under a rock or have A.D.D. or some other fucked up disease that effects your memory the Strange Noize Tour with Kottonmouth Kings and the Kansas City God Tech N9ne are going to have another Strange Noize Tour and will be the city of sin July 31st 2008. Thats just 30 days away ya'll and I suggest ya'll get you're tickets ASAP or else you're going to prolly be assed out ya'll cause this show is going to sell out no fuckin' doubt. So get you're tickets right now by clickin' right here.
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LVJ BBQ RETURNIN'?: YES, Juggalos the annual LVJ BBQ's are going to make a return this year after a 4 year absent it will be takin' place on Oct. 18th 2008. We are puttin' all of the final details together for the BBQ and will be givin' ya'll the information for the Q within the next few weeks. All we got right now set in stone is the date. The park has not been picked but when it's set we'll announce it. (It's not going to be at Sunset Park.) We all remember how that shit ended. Of course all of the flavor will be returnin' such as the Faygo chug, king of the shit talkin' scraps and some new one's debutin'. So stick tunned to LVJ for that flavor.
FUCK CHANNEL 3: Do any of ya'll remember this stale fuckin' report Channel 3 news did in 2004? Most of ya'll won't cause how stale it was but some of us do. (I do just cause LVJ web site was featured on the site.) Any ways this is one of the main reasons why LVJ hasn't thrown any Q's and parties the last few year's and the fact that W2 and CLoWn are being pimped down Fremont for being poor but thats a whole other story.
As ya'll can see the story is only one cited. Remember the main stream world hates us and if Channel 3 news or any other bitch news station ever trys interviewin' us. Grab you're nutz or twat and tell 'em to fuck off!
TECH N9NE KILLER: Man when Tech N9ne announced he was going to start coming out with music every year I thought he was just bullshittin' but naw he wasn't today is the fuckin' day. Tech N9ne's Killer album is in stores nation wide right now so make sure to stop by Best Buy and steal yourself a copy of this bad ass disk.
JUGGALO GATHERING: The 9th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos is coming up and it's right around the corner just under a month and a week away. Check out the video below check out the official Juggalo Gatheringweb site if you need any information.
ANTI-CHRIST: The video sums it all up.
FINAL THOUGHTS: Alright ninjas thats all we got for our first LVJ update i've made in pretty much 2 years. The web site is about 90 percent done so just check out all of the flavor and Much Clown Luv.
